What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.