What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!