What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...