What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies