What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!