What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.