What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.