What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.