What kind of underwear does a person we...

What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb