What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting