What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Dumbbell Jokes More Dumbbell Jokes

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting