What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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What is the most used language in programming?

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What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

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A dumbbell.