What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.