What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.