What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.