Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook