Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

JabbaScript

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.