Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar?

Both can't take down anything.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Jabba Script Jokes More Jabba Script Jokes

What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

JabbaScript

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it