Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Adobe Wan Kenobi Jokes More Adobe Wan Kenobi Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Cultist Jokes More Cultist Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.