Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

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Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.