Cultist Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.