Cultist Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man