Cultist Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What language do eagles program in?

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."