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To get to the other side.
They wanted to raise the dead.
Engineers
Pig's tie !
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
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They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
On the Origin of Feces*
A Kylo Ren Book
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
An elevator can raise a child.
He raised Cain.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
By watching corn!
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.