Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Adobe Wan Kenobi Jokes More Adobe Wan Kenobi Jokes

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.