Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Programming Language Jokes More Programming Language Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Cultist Jokes More Cultist Jokes

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races?

A feminist

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions