Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Programming Language Jokes More Programming Language Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

JabbaScript

Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio