Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)