Programming Language Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

JabbaScript

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists