What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.