What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.