What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)