Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
Slanta Claus.
gun hangs head & turns around
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
