Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
They never let you finish first. (#s)
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
It pokes holes in condoms.
You must not bring either to the movies.
A shooting star
A water gun.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
