What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.