What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)