What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)