New Home Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(