What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.