D, M, C, and A.
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Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
They bio-D-grade.
Wow you looked shocked.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
D:
D
Because he can see the D
Cause they want the D.
Frost bite. D
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Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
They both love Ten D's
Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
The brides are already dressed in white.
Doctor
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
Because they want the D.
Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
No sound at all, the D is silent
CAPS LOCK
Because red means stop D
The D is silent.
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
Dip it in ranch.
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
They're not infallible
The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D
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a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
The D
Because he'd D graded her.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Onions" was his dog... D:
Give her the D.
The letter D.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
Cause she got a D
It made him wed his plants!
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
The letter "D" !
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
The D. It's huge.
Blon-D
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
He whale-d
Because DEEZ NUTS!
She wants the D.
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
D--Dos
Oui-d
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
They both make black men run faster.
Dos
It pokes holes in condoms.
A swallow.
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
A couple of steps closer to their final destination.
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
I'm falling for you
Because he was hit by a truck
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
To burn some calories.
Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!
They don't like triggers
He would've found it hard to digest.
Because he is too big to fail.
