D Jokes

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

D Jokes

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

How did Canada get its name?

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

How can you make your d bigger?

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Why can't you hear Django coming?

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Why were they called the dark ages?

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

How done is she?

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

What does December have that other months dont have?

Why are wedding gowns white?

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

Why are wedding dresses white?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

What do these shoes do?

What is the biggest battery size?

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Why did Yoda never get married?

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

Why is C afraid of D?

What did C say to E?

What does Brown Santa say?

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

What do French stoners smoke?

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