Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.