Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.