Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.