Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.