Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.