Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night