How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!