How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.