How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.