What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

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Ince pies!

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Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car