What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison