What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk