What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison