What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.