What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue