What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.