What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue