What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.