What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !