What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )