What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.