What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.