How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

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What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!