Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
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An Amish drive-by shooting
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Its bang out of order!
There's twenty of them.
By banging 7-gram rocks.
A stalemate.
She quits counting.
They both banged JFK
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The rest of her is cold too.
Bang! (!)
He won't stop banging at the door.
I bang them both on my coffee table at night.
No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
A car in first-crash condition.
Bangs his head against the wall.
You'll know if she was faking it.
He'll probably catch fleas
Banging your best friend's wife every night!
A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)
Flash-banged. )
A mouse in a minefield !
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
Because he had an edible complex.
Then I can bang other chicks "
Because it's bangs were getting long!
Me in my lucky blue coat.
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
Jim.
Once more into the breech, dear friends
With paper clips.
She would always let it go.
Because she'll just let it go.
The p is silent.
I heard everybody had a blast.
I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams
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With a pair of caesars
Your lawn won't cut itself.
clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
