Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
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An Amish drive-by shooting
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Its bang out of order!
There's twenty of them.
By banging 7-gram rocks.
A stalemate.
She quits counting.
They both banged JFK
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The rest of her is cold too.
Bang! (!)
He won't stop banging at the door.
I bang them both on my coffee table at night.
No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
A car in first-crash condition.
Bangs his head against the wall.
You'll know if she was faking it.
He'll probably catch fleas
Banging your best friend's wife every night!
A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)
Flash-banged. )
A mouse in a minefield !
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
Because he had an edible complex.
Then I can bang other chicks "
Because it's bangs were getting long!
Me in my lucky blue coat.
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Because jokes are the white man's burden."
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
A Peck.
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
Guinness (You bunch of racists)
Cheapskates getting cheap skates
An Amish drive-by shooting.
About 568 horses.
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
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