What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top