Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.