Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer