Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.