What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.