What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.