What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise