Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.