Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.