Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Because it was a lame joke.
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
Swimming trunks!
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
His portrait only need one nail