Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
Because it was a little chicken.
Depressions.
A bi-polar bear.
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Jesus going up for the cross!
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
FawnDoo! Nailed it.
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.