Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.