Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail