Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.