Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.