What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.