What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane