What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.