What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.