What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.