What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!