What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks