Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read