Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.