Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.