Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.