Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank :D

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.