Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

How's my baby girl?

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Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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Grols

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.