How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Bleach Jokes More Bleach Jokes

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.