How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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It's been feeling drained

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What's Jacob Sartorius' Favourite Anime?

Bleach.

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One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.