How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !