How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What's Jacob Sartorius' Favourite Anime?

Bleach.

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.