Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.