Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.