Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.