Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!