Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.