Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.