Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!