Magazine Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.