What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Queen Bee Jokes More Queen Bee Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !