What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.