What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !