Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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