Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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Honey, I'm home."

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?

Bee-hive yourself !

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.