Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)