Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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Because they like Poles.

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Johnny Braavos

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.