Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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What goes zzub zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !