What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.