What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.