Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."