Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken