What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.