What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.