What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.