Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.