Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!