Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.