Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.