Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.