Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

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