What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."