What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"