What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.