What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.