What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!