What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!