What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.