What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!