Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

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Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.