Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard