Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.