Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.