Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.