Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.