Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle