Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.