What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

Previous Random Joke Next

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Latina Jokes More Latina Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What do you call a Latina with varicose veins?

Vein-a-swellin'.