What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What do you call a Latina with varicose veins?

Vein-a-swellin'.