What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Latina Jokes More Latina Jokes

What do you call a Latina with varicose veins?

Vein-a-swellin'.

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.