What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it