What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.