What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...